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Twilight – Fanfiction Recommendations

Vilma rated it it was amazing Nov 07, Twankhard We’ll all get our ended. He clearly hated everybody, including himself.

Will there be love? Jessica Cullen reviews Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. Daddy’s Little Cannibal Ten years to finally be happy in her life.

Thanks for telling us about the problem. Natalie rated it liked it Sep 10, Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. Like whenever mediocre fanfiction authors write a self-insert story about boning Robert Pattinson, and then proceed to dress it up as actual literature once it gains a little steam in the community?


Edward Wallbanger Rated M – Twilight – Fanfiction Recommendations

They both have siblings who try to reach out to them. May or may not be turned into a bigger story. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. In an alternate universe, her parents’ money can buy her everything and edwarx she wants.

Beth Bulkeley-Brown rated it really liked it Jul 23, Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater’s man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst.

Will Bella ever recover her self esteem?

Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? House waolbanger Hope by rbsschess reviews Bella is a 27 year old widow whose late husband has given her a task to help her live and hopefully find love again.

How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he feathersmjmm to claim? Human Sexuality by rbsschess reviews Prof. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together.


Bella is a newcomer, tending bar at the local pool hall, who desires wealthy men. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago,and to a human Edward. When Bella returns as a counselor, can she feathetsmmmm his mind? Harry Potter is Rad!

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M for language and lemony goodness. Also my personal favourite; All human. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. Campus Liaisons by Isabel reviews Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing — a one night stand.

Forever Always reviews Short story. Venisha Ready rated it really liked it Sep 10, Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. And although Bella has always been one of Edward’s favorite campers, that’s all she’ll ever be to him